Trying to decide which cup belongs to who.

Father

Dad: “This guy behind me is in a hurry. He should just relax, there’s no rush.”

*parks car*

Dad: “Hurry up and get out of the car! >:S”

bighugethickjuicyfruitstick:

breadandfuckingbutter:

bingobango55:

greengoddess:

whatisthiss:

eleventhbastard:

charles-xaviers:

pfaffitis:

i’m incredibly awkward for 7-10 days at a time.

DUH I CAN READ MINDS AND I AM UNBEARABLY HANDSOME

Bastardizing the masses…eleven times?

Some badass shit like confuse ray or something.

 i have the powers of the earth and making stuff green hahaha

Hm, I suppose I have the power to make whatever I focus on explode? That or be the greatest bingo player that’s ever lived. XD

Ummm, I can fuck people up with bread and or butter?

I have a huge dick :D
I cut people with extremely sharp paper >:)

bighugethickjuicyfruitstick:

breadandfuckingbutter:

bingobango55:

greengoddess:

whatisthiss:

eleventhbastard:

charles-xaviers:

pfaffitis:

i’m incredibly awkward for 7-10 days at a time.

DUH I CAN READ MINDS AND I AM UNBEARABLY HANDSOME

Bastardizing the masses…eleven times?

Some badass shit like confuse ray or something.

 i have the powers of the earth and making stuff green hahaha

Hm, I suppose I have the power to make whatever I focus on explode? That or be the greatest bingo player that’s ever lived. XD

Ummm, I can fuck people up with bread and or butter?

I have a huge dick :D

I cut people with extremely sharp paper >:)

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Do yourself a favor and don’t mess with me.

Do yourself a favor and don’t mess with me.